events with names

what's your name?
haghia sophia
ohh..isn't that the name of the church in turkey
yes...thank you for knowing that
orthodox church right?
yeah..
so are you a christian?
no, i'm a moslem
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(chinese looking guy)
Your Honor, let me present my case. My name is Mr. Kuppussamy, representing the applicant
(indian judge)
Kuppussamy?
(indian judge is puzzled)
Yes, your Honor
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we would like to interview you Mr. Parickshit
why thank you sir
how should i call you?
you can call me Mr. Shit
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What's your friend's name again?
Marfusita
what did you call her?
Fusi..as in pussy
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You have a very beautiful name, Anastasia..
Thank you
Was it taken from the German fairy tale?
No, my parents were into drugs, so its from Anaesthesia..
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