max

max is a big english bulldog. he has brown hair, and white hair on his chest. i like to rub him, because he is soooo soft. i like to touch him on his neck, but i recently found out that he likes to be touched on his belly and hands. so, two days ago.... our relationship was taken to a higher level, when we held hands. i was sooo happy, because he trusted me to hold his hands.. which is a very very rare occassion. as he lays down, hinting that he wants to be rubbed on the tummy, i run my hands through the hair on his tummy. i bumped through what i think are moles, but later found out from the coordination are... nipples... and there are a lot of them!! I have never seen anything with more than 2 nipples?! well maybe i have, no, not a man with 3 nipples, i have seen cows and goats, but never ACTUALLY touched it... i counted the number of nipples that he has, but they were quite hard to be found, because they were scattered around and hidden by the hair. i am quite sure there are more than four though. yesterday, he was sitting, and i rubbed his tummy. he seems to only have neck and tummy, i have trouble telling between chest and tummy. so i took it for granted that everything he has is tummy. he always begin to bark out loud when i touched his tummy. to my surprise, when i asked max's mommy, that would meaaaannnnnn....that... he...is... HORNY i was shocked to know that... that would mean that i have gone below the tummy part way too low.. i can't believe the possibility of me turning on a dog. in borat words..helping him have sexy time explosion and as kyle in south park would say...making dogs have red rocket to later have milk. i may have the same IQ as borat or kyle. which, to me... is perfectly fine. p.s. author does not in any way resembles the appearance of borat or kyle, though some of her actions are as stupid and goofy as both character. p.p.s. author and max relationship has reached a steady relationship, they occasionally held hands and max continoulsy tickles and licks her. Author does not wish to share more information on other part.